uovoc:

civilization has crumbled, the apocalypse is nigh

i wish it would load on my phone for once

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Friend: what kind of cat is she?
Me: chaotic neutral
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lovingyouisredforyou:

ladymac111-knits:

mercurialkitty:

allthethingsjensays:

beniaminus:

powerbottomvimes:

pleatedjeans:

@kendrawcandraw

tag yourself I’m ex-buzzard

@allthethingsjensays tag yourself I’m bat in a dark mood

poisoned blood

collapsed creme caramel

Gray which must not be named

Molten blueberry ice cream

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anyway i’m sad mad n lonely. and it’s not wven b/c my boyfriend drank a whole 4loko between getting off work at 4 and 6:30 when i went to pick him up from our house to chill at the house we’re sitting but instead, big surprise, he threw up and opted to stay @ home… but just going over to see my mom was because of a stupid incident that she went straight to blaming me and not acknowledging any part she may have played into.. and during the immediate following moments when she was checking after her spooked cat, i had that i’m gonna get fucking ripped into unjustly and i’m just gonna have to take like like i’ve learned to take abuse my whole life!! and it’s not like anything that happened today was actually that bad i just am incapable of coping with myself. i think it’ll be a fat bowl, and bottle of wine in the bath sort of evening

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awwooooooo:

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

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